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Rick's Psycho Ward

Top Twelve Reasons to Visit My Page

It's almost worth the price of admission.
No animals were harmed during the making of this page. (Well, maybe a few cats) *evil grin*
Because your parents wouldn't approve of it.
I've wasted my time. I may as well waste your time too.
I'll hunt you down if you don't.
Because I have no friends. (Cue the violins)
Nudity could spring up at any moment. (Well, it COULD happen!)
You may be enlightened with some divine truth. (Well, maybe not.)
You obviously have nothing better to do!
This page is wheelchair accessible.
It's better than a kick in the head (although it's subject to debate).
I'll still respect you in the morning. (Gals only. Guys, you can look, but you can't touch!)

If you want, you can now view this page in Ultra-Sense-Surround and Ultra-3-D No special download is required!

Ultra-Sense-Surround only seems to work during earthquakes, so you may want to consider a move to San Francisco and acquiring a laptop in case of power failure. Ultra-3-D requires a pair of 3-D glasses. Those alone accomplish nothing. Just slap yourself upside the head repeatedly for the desired effect. Works for me!

Hey! I've recently added a Message Board for anyone to sound off on. Don't be shy, leave your mark. Something bugging you? Pet peeves. Something important to you? Let yourself be heard! *begin subliminal message... You will sign my guestbook too!...end subliminal message*

Rave reviews for Rick's Psycho Ward:

*Note:The following was written before the untimely death of Gene Siskel, but I'm not removing it because I think he had a sense of humour. R.I.P. Gene. Thumbs up to you.

I laughed, I cried...Well, I cried when that damn Ebert stole my popcorn. Then I whacked him on the back and a piece got lodged in his throat and he started to turn blue. That got me laughing my a** off;with his eyes bulging out of their sockets and him flopping around on the floor, he looked just like a beached whale! Then I started to cry again when I realized I was the only one there and had to perform CPR on him...But that turned out to be somewhat pleasant, nay, arousing! Needless to say, we've been an item ever since. What did you think we did together in a dark theatre by ourselves anyway? What? Rick's page? Hell, I don't know-I've had blinders on since that day. But that's a totally different story, one best kept behind closed doors. *blush* My thumbs up for Roger though....Gene Siskel
Rick's page? What a bunch of #@&!$*% !!! You told them what, Gene? How could you! Just you wait until we get home! I'll give you a thumbs up, you scrawny little weasel!....Roger Ebert

Rick's Psycho Ward:Two Thumbs Up-Siskel and Ebert

I don't get it! This is supposed to be amusing? It's hilarious what some people pass off as entertainment. It had me so anxious to get rolling that I literally stumbled in the aisle on my way out. Preposterous!-Rex Reed

Rick's Psycho Ward: "...get it!...amusing...hilarious...entertainment. It had me...rolling...in the aisle"-Rex Reed

I believe in free speech and am willing to pay the price to maintain it.

Welcome to the lunatic fringe. Be careful-the inmates run this asylum. An evil entity has taken over Rick. Friends of mine may be asking, "How can you tell?" Good question! Hey, I pay you well to be my friends, so no comments from the peanut gallery!

You may be asking yourself, "Why am I here?" Well, bear with me and you may have a chance to win a lot of money!! There may be myriad reasons as to why you are here:

a)You are lost and just wandered in.
b)You know me and are checking out my page.
c)You are a sucker for punishment. If b) is true, then c) applies to you too.
d)You are stalking me.
e)You are nuts. Again, if b) is true...
f)You work for the government and are making sure I behave (this time) hehehe
g)Word of mouth (meaning someone pulled a fast one on you!)
All eight of the above.

If you happened to notice that there were only seven of the above, not eight: 1)I know; 2)You are much too anal retentive. If you just went back and counted, you definitely are anal retentive. Oh, and that chance to win a lot of money-it was a FAT chance. :-p

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Hi all! The Maytag repairman probably gets more e-mail than me. Does this sound like a cry for help? Don't worry, someone hid my razor blades. I wouldn't blame you for not writing-who knows, I might actually answer. Now there's a scary thought!

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